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Towson deli update IV

By: Danny Jacobs

I walked past what used to be the Court Towers Deli today in Towson and saw something I haven’t seen in 19 months: people eating.

The Perring Place Express Deli was doing a dry run during breakfast, its second dress rehearsal in a week. The deli, as I’ve chronicled here before, was originally supposed to open by the end of September.

I popped in as the maroon-shirted staffers were preparing to close, so I have no report on the food. (Sources indicated it was tasty, however.) A lady behind the counter said the restaurant could open officially on Monday, although the inflection of her voice seemed to indicate it was more of a prediction than a statement of fact.

I guess we’ll all find out next week.

Category: Baltimore County, Towson, food, law, restaurants

New Towson deli delayed…again

By: Danny Jacobs

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, no corned beef for anybody.

Last week, I wrote a new restaurant replacing the Court Towers Deli across from Circuit Court in Towson had pushed back its opening one week, to Sept. 21.

Alas, it was not meant to be, as the Perring Place Express Deli is still not open. Walking past the deli the last two days, I’ve noticed a fridge fully stocked with Red Bull and a new soda dispenser. But the tables remain pushed in one corner and the space remains mostly dark as work continues inside.

Unlike last week, there is no sign on the front door now announcing a new opening date. Stay tuned.

Category: Baltimore County, Towson, food, law, restaurants

New Towson deli delayed a week

By: Danny Jacobs

I wrote a blog post earlier this month about a new restaurant set to open Sept. 14 in the old Court Towers Deli in Towson, across the street from Circuit Court.

I ended my post thusly:

After 18 months of wondering and waiting, I’ll believe the deli is open when I see it, but I’ll keep you posted.

Sure enough, I walked past the restaurant Monday on my way to court and saw no customers, only a few workers inside continuing renovations. A new sign outside the Perring Place Express Deli says it will now open Sept. 21.

Not to sound like a broken record, but after 18 months of wondering and waiting, I’ll believe the deli is open when I see it. I’ll still keep you posted.

Category: Baltimore County, Towson, food, law, restaurants

Long-awaited Towson deli to open soon

By: Danny Jacobs

I wrote about the closing of the Court Towers Deli in April 2008. Since then, I’ve watched the ground-level space sit vacant on Pennsylvania Avenue, a block from Baltimore County Circuit Court in Towson. Occasionally I would see people inside, scoping the place out. I heard rumors that a restaurant would be opening last fall, but nothing came to pass.

The restaurant was and is a topic of conversation of the people I see in and around the courthouse. So it gives me great pleasure to report a sign I saw on the space’s front door Monday:

Perring Place Express Deli

Tentative Opening Date:

Monday, Sept. 14th, 2009, 7 a.m.

New window treatments are already being mounted inside, a quick search online reveals the deli is already listed. The name suggests a spin-off of Perring Place in Parkville.

After 18 months of wondering and waiting, I’ll believe the deli is open when I see it, but I’ll keep you posted. 

Category: Baltimore County, Towson, food, law, restaurants

Divorce while you lunch

By: jackie.sauter

Why shouldn’t you be able to get a divorce in the same amount of time it takes the drycleaner to clean and press your pants?

I guess that’s the kind of burning question that led New York lawyer Steve Brodsky to start offering a “60 Minute Divorce.”

According to Brodsky’s Web site, you and your soon-to-be-ex walk in and talk to a lawyer for a few minutes. You walk out. The firm sends a messenger to drop your divorce papers at the courthouse. You come back in an hour so. You sign what the messenger brings back. In four to six weeks, when the paperwork goes through, you’re divorced.

The less complicated the divorce, the less Brodsky charges. For example, an uncontested divorce where the parties have no children, no alimony requests and no property to divide costs $699: $199 for Brodsky and the rest for fees. Each complication costs $99 extra.

Brodsky, by the way, doesn’t limit his quickie, low-cost representation to divorces. He will also get you a green card, incorporate your business or (gulp) defend you in a civil suit. He runs a blog called Lawyers Suck.

My very favorite part of the divorce deal is that the firm gives clients a $10 gift card for lunch at Starbucks or McDonald’s, to be enjoyed while the messenger is out with the forms. That’s got to be one uncomfortable lunch. I’m seeing the almost-exes eating their burgers while staring fixedly at the kids playing on the McDonald’s playground, just so they don’t have to look at each other. Maybe the firm should give each spouse a $5 gift card instead, so one can go to Starbucks and the other to McDonald’s.

Or maybe not. Maybe there are couples who realize, over their venti half-caf skinny lattes, that they were meant to be together after all. I wonder if Brodsky has ever had to call back the messenger and call off the divorce.

CARYN TAMBER, Legal Affairs Writer

Category: food, law

“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”

By: jackie.sauter

greypoupon.jpgIf you are in Salt Lake City, you might want to think twice before asking your fellow driver a favor.

According to this article in the Salt Lake City Tribune, a motorist was unhappy with another driver’s request.

Apparently, the conversation went as follows:

Driver 1: (rolling down his window) “Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Driver 2: (pulling out his black handgun from the car’s glove compartment and pointing it at the three occupants of Driver 1’s vehicle)
“Here’s your Grey Poupon, roll your [expletive] windows up.”

The police were not amused, and charged Driver 2 with aggravated assault.

Driver 1 remains at large, quoting bad 1985 television ads with impunity.

CHRISTINA DORAN, Assistant Legal Editor

Category: food, law

What’s cooking at the old deli?

By: admin

07_23_deli_blog.jpgThe lights are on today in the former home of the Court Towers Deli in Towson for the first time since the end of April. A cleaning crew has been inside all day scrubbing down the place, which has been undisturbed since it closed.

The deli closing and a possible replacement have been the topic of much discussion around Towson for months. The restaurant was popular among the legal community because of the good food and location next to Baltimore County Circuit Court.

Back in April, I heard a new tenant would be in place at some point during the summer. But despite today’s cleaning, there are no signs indicating new ownership or a scheduled opening date. We’ll keep you posted.

DANNY JACOBS, Legal Affairs Writer

Category: Baltimore County, food, law

The Nutraloaf taste test

By: jackie.sauter

nutraloaf.jpgIs the log of ground-up food served to problem inmates in prisons all over the country foul enough to constitute cruel and unusual punishment, as prisoners in lots of jurisdictions have charged? Slate has this piece in which the author made “Nutraloaf” recipes from three different states’ prison systems and invited friends for a taste test. The consensus among the writer and her friends appears to be that the loaves were terrible, but not unconstitutionally so.

Unfortunately, Maryland’s recipe — known as a “special management meal” — wasn’t one of the three the writer cooked, but if some brave blog reader wants to take the Free State’s loaf for a test drive and report the results back to The Daily Record, I won’t stop you.

Maryland was mentioned in the story. Slate links to what appears to be the Web site of a clerk for an administrative law judge who heard and dismissed an inmate’s grievance about Nutraloaf. The clerk has posted what looks like a draft opinion holding that it’s not arbitrary and capricious to serve an inmate this nasty stuff.

Hat tip: How Appealing.

CARYN TAMBER, Legal Affairs Writer 

Category: food, law

Litigation on the menu for Applebee’s

By: jackie.sauter

applebees1.jpgA Seattle law firm says it’s filing a national consumer-protection class action against Applebee’s Neighborhood Bar & Grill, following media reports that the chain misstated the fat and calorie content of items on its “Weight Watchers” menu. “Applebee’s is capitalizing on consumers’ desire to eat healthy, but not taking the steps necessary to provide consumers with reliably healthy food,” plaintiff Anne Paskett says in a news release put out by her lawyers.

The report, which aired on several ABC-TV news stations in May, also found other chains were overly optimistic about the nutritional content of their “healthy menu” items, but apparently Paskett was partial to eatin’ good in her neighborhood.

After the report aired, Applebee’s issued a statement defending its Weight Watchers menu, saying an independent lab had verified it was “94 percent compliant.”

I don’t pretend to know what “94 percent compliant” means, but just for fun I ran some numbers. Assuming you can maintain your current weight with 2,000 calories a day, being off by 6 percent comes to 120 calories a day — roughly the amount in six ounces of white wine. Which, in all too round figures, comes to about 12.5 pounds a year.

BARBARA GRZINCIC, Managing Editor, Law

Category: food, law